Director : Alan Duda
Assistant Director : Liana Olear
Producer : Lisa Hill-Corley
Stage Manager : Trevor Jones
Sound Design : Eric Honour
Costumes : Moira Parham
Photography : Jae Robinson
Chariot Driving Lessons : Clench Strongjaw
Chariot Fleet Subleasing : Sven Tarzan
Chariot Polisher : Slab Squatthrust
Trampling Choreography : Butch Deadlift
Trampling Insurance : Volant Noctu
Chariots Tricked Out with Customized Flames : Blast Hardcheese
Extended Chariot Animation Sequence : Hack Blowfist
Stunt Double for Baby in Chariot Rolling Down the Odessa Steps to the Music of Edmund Meisel : Thor Hammerthong
We apologize for the fault in the credits. Those responsible have been crucified. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.